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"Party-vi" (party-vi) 11/13/2015 at 10:51 • Filed to: None

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Please keep in mind Oppositelock posts shared to the Jalopnik front page often attract front-page commenters that are unfamiliar with our rules. Remember to use the flag and dismiss buttons when warranted.

TheHondaBro > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 10:56

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You guys are gonna have a long day ahead of you.

DrJohannVegas > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 10:57

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* Begins spewing obscenities, ad hominem attacks, claims of lurid familial interactions, and defense of flat-billed caps. *

* Insert shitty meme here *

AndyG_UK > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 11:00

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Cock!

Party-vi > AndyG_UK 11/13/2015 at 11:02

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Balls!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > AndyG_UK 11/13/2015 at 11:04

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AndyG_UK > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 11:05

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This could easily descend into gross depravity, which while I am usually up for such things, am still in work, on my work PC, so I’m going to stop!

Brian, The Life of > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 11:09

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“ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH!”

Justin Hughes > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 11:11

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Ain’t it the truth! Speaking for myself I’ve had very few spammy or nasty comments on my FP pieces. I tend to star and ungrey every comment that isn’t spam or someone being a major jerk.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 11:11

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Bollocks.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 11:13

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Every time an oppo post gets shared to the front page a mod gains it’s wings

Party-vi > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 11/13/2015 at 11:21

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Oh goodness I hope not.

Party-vi > not for canada - australian in disguise 11/13/2015 at 11:21

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Ballcocks.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 11:22

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Cockballs.

luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 11:23

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Rules? I thought we were all just cool people.

Punk_Girl_98 > not for canada - australian in disguise 11/13/2015 at 11:25

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Balltits?

not for canada - australian in disguise > Punk_Girl_98 11/13/2015 at 11:26

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Titballs.

Party-vi > not for canada - australian in disguise 11/13/2015 at 11:33

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sqo

Tom McParland > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 11:34

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Oballsitcocks?

Party-vi > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! 11/13/2015 at 11:34

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Nobody in Oppositelock is cool.

*patiently waits for nobody*

not for canada - australian in disguise > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 11:34

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Boules de Cock

Party-vi > Tom McParland 11/13/2015 at 11:35

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*Manage Blogs*

*Settings*

*Blog Name*

>.>

Tom McParland > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 11:37

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Party-vi > not for canada - australian in disguise 11/13/2015 at 11:38

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kuk bollar

Matt Nichelson > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 11:40

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Speaking of rules, how long do I have to wait until I am no longer grey every time I comment on oppo? Figured I would ask here first.

Party-vi > Matt Nichelson 11/13/2015 at 11:41

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Fuck I dunno.

ETA: You wear Sea-Gull watches. Eew. But you do have a couple Bulovas. I guess that makes up for it. Welcome aboard.

luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 11:47

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Heh. Well, cool to talk with. I’m definitely not cool like James Dean. (James Dean reference is probably not cool.)

Opposite Locksmith > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 11:56

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I know none of these rules

uofime-2 > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 12:00

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I’m a firm believer that more people should use the dismiss option to end toxic comment threads.

Party-vi > Opposite Locksmith 11/13/2015 at 12:00

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Well there’s a test so you’re fucked.

Proper fucked.

Party-vi > uofime-2 11/13/2015 at 12:01

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The problem with that is it’s no fun.

uofime-2 > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 12:07

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I enjoy an argument as much and probably more than the next guy, but people go way to far.

Foxtrot Alpha is the worst for this and I read that a lot.

Blondude > uofime-2 11/13/2015 at 12:35

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I’ve only ever used the dismiss feature on spam. If I don’t agree with something I just don’t reply.

Usually someone else will come in and argue for me anyway.

Opposite Locksmith > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 12:38

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Think I can get the professor to extend the test date

Party-vi > Opposite Locksmith 11/13/2015 at 12:39

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Only if you post Allards and pre-war race cars.

Opposite Locksmith > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 12:43

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*rifles through 60k plus photos*

cazzyodo > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 12:54

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Benoit?

Party-vi > cazzyodo 11/13/2015 at 12:56

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BALLS!

Matt Nichelson > Party-vi 11/13/2015 at 13:36

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Hahaha well I suppose I will let ya have that one. The one I have hasn’t let me down yet so we’ll see what happens. Glad to know you are a watch person at least. Thank you sir!

CaptDale - is secretly British > AndyG_UK 11/13/2015 at 14:10

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Jalopcock

uofime-2 > Blondude 11/13/2015 at 14:32

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There’s a difference between disagreeing and hateful shitstirring.

Xyl0c41n3 > Party-vi 12/28/2015 at 15:30

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Beavers?

Party-vi > Xyl0c41n3 12/28/2015 at 15:37

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mother fucking beavers.

Xyl0c41n3 > Party-vi 12/28/2015 at 15:43

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Snerk. Mother fucking. Beavers.

Also... My previous comment was entirely coincidental to your edit of the Fast 7 post, but awesomely so. I think you’re my favorite mod now.